"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Pappa wants mamma naked
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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