I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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