u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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