just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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