Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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