wat bout pragnant strippers??
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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