Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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