sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
