do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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