It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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