I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize
