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(518): View more from New York

OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....

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(201): View more from New Jersey

whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc

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(440): View more from Ohio

you were so drunk you slurred your pauses

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(503): View more from Oregon

Mattress luging...It's a long story.

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(812): View more from Indiana

For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor

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(513): View more from Ohio

Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis

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(305): View more from Florida

Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.

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(817): View more from Texas

My dog and I just went outside to pee together.

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