brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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