Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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