sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Boobs speak an international language.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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