Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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