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That's how twitter works, right?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I just had sex on a roof
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I smell like Dick and happiness
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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