i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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