Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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