Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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