so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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