I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
