Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
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