So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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