I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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