The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
she smelled like a LAN party
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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