And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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