But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Four minutes until I can fart!
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize