i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
