That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Randomize
