So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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