Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
