just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
it wasn't lemon gatorade
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Randomize