They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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