u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
His nipple licking is glorious
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