next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
