I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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