Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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