can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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