real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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