Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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