Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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