'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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