you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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