White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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