no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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