North Korea, Best Korea!
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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