Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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