My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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