yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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