Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Randomize