We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
he was CRYING into my vagina
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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