That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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