Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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