His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
So. Much. Porn.
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