I didn't shave. On purpose
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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